To the untrained eye, this might seem an ugly shirt. But if you look under it’s eye-popping exterior, you’ll see my white fleshy body. If you don’t look that far, then you may see the beauty in this festive garment. There is a history behind this shirt. Besides being an original classic Hawaiian shirt from Hawaii, this fine piece of material is also know as The Dangler. Now before you get any lewd ideas, let it be known that The Dangler is an award. I play on a hockey team called the Bombers. Yes it’s the same team that spawned Bomber Brewing in 2014. The Dangler is given to the player who scored the nicest or the most goals in any given game. I have been charged by our illustrious captain, Craig “Superpest” Northey as well as the rest of the team, to take The Dangler around the world and photograph it in all it’s glory in the most interesting places and situations as possible. It is a daunting task, but I am up for the challenge. This is me looking resplendent in it in Mexico a few years back after a 5-point game.